Thursday, March 7, 2024

BREAKING NEWS

 




                                 
BREAKING NEWS

The White House has leaked the new Biden election campaign message that will be introduced in tonight's State of the Union Address. According to reliable sources, Biden's message for the new presidential campaign will be "A chicken in every campfire," a reference to the increasing restriction of energy in the United States. 

"The President sees American families coming together, perhaps in parks or their backyards, roasting chicken over an open fire, bonding, singing, sharing.

"We Americans might disagree sometimes," a White House spokesman said, "but we always pull together. The President has confidence in American adaptability and fortitude."

The President will also emphasize a continuation of older American values with the announcement that President Biden's now beloved tradition of giving interviews in front of jet airplane engines, will continue tonight in his State of the Union speech.

Two F-18 Super Hornets will be brought into the House Chambers to accompany the President's address.

"This further exemplifies the President's long-known commitment to American traditions and values," a White House spokesman said.

"We want to acknowledge the assistance of those Republicans who joined us in this bipartisanship effort," a White House spokesman said, referring to the House bipartisan vote that allowed the back of the rotunda in the House Chambers to be broken open and removed to accommodate the two F-18 Super Hornets that will be trucked in, placed in the new opening, and fired up for the speech.


The Joint Session of Congress meets at the United States Capitol on Thursday, March 7, 2024 at 9 PM ET.

The address fulfills the requirement in Article II, Section 3, Clause 1 of the U.S. Constitution for the president to periodically "give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient."

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