Monday, March 5, 2018

Oscars

Another AMAZING night watching the Oscars! Just WONDERFUL! So special! Where else are attitudes qualities? And lectures entertaining?
Everything was so WONDERFUL! So AMAZING! Scornful atheists are so blessed. New cheekbones so new. Girls in astonishing plunging necklines are so oppose to the objectification of women. And they all have insights they have learned from their personal zillion dollar lives they deign to offer us to improve ours.
And they are artists, like Conrad and Gershwin, right?
Having eleven people stand in the background of each song was so clever. So meaningful.
And then they visited the little people at the theater next door! So kind!
And then, after each sincere and shallow political statement, they ask us to donate to their legal fund.
So AMAZING!

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