A Joke
A husband and wife won the lottery. They needed help investing their money. They decided to interview three people: an accountant, a mathematician and a lawyer.
A husband and wife won the lottery. They needed help investing their money. They decided to interview three people: an accountant, a mathematician and a lawyer.
They first interviewed the accountant. They had only one
question. How much is 2+2? He confidently answered: four. They thanked
him, and told him they'd be in touch if they needed his help.
They next interviewed the mathematician. They asked him
the same question. How much is 2 +2? He answered: "It's greater than
three, but less than five." They thanked him, and again and said they
might be in touch.
Finally they interviewed the lawyer, asking him how much
is 2+2? He hesitated, smiled,and replied “How much would you like it to
be?”
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